the word "180 gram" elicits a new purchase despite your having both vinyl and cd copies of the recording already
your carpet has long needed replacing but you've spent those funds on several cable upgrades (true story)
you stay single so you won't have to deal with the waf factor or placing speakers too close to the wall
your front wall in specially reinforced to hold your turntable stand
your electrican asks what the second curcuit breaker is for
your daughter's car will have to wait till she's more responsible or those new Von Schweikerts are yours, sorry honey
a colleague tells you about his great surround sound setup and you resist telling him he could have had a decent starter two channel set up
your artwork on the back wall is made by echobusters
when a hurricane is threatening - you pack your valuables
tube pre amp, turntable, amplifier, interconnects
you don't know who the ceo of the company you work for is, but you can discuss at length the standing wave frequencies of all the dimensions of your music room
you can't wait to get $1800 spare dollars to buy a record cleaner you've read a master's thesis on at audiogon(Loricraft)
the record store owner gets nervous when you tell him you are going on vacation next week
you claim no exemptions on your taxes so that refund is big enough for a serious upgrade
Steve of Great Northern Sounds has dibs on your firstborn
your treasured stash is a few pristine sets of NOS 6922s
you've spent more on balanced power than your air conditioner costs
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