Best Song or AlbumTitles?


This is admittedly a stupid thread, and a waste of your time. But, for amusement sake, please indulge me.

All of us have our favorite bands, favorite genres and so on. But what are your favorite song or album titles?

There have been some very clever titles over the years.

I'd like to begin with my favorites:

"Careful with that ax, Eugene" the Pink Floyd classic.

"The smoker you drink, the player you get" by Joe Walsh

"As falls Wichita so falls Wichita Falls" by Pat Metheny

Others?
danlib1
Some of my favorite songs had some catchy titles:

"Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage" by Killer Pussy

"How Does A Laboring Man Find Time For Self Culture" by Martini Ranch

"Walk With An Erection" by The Swinging Erudites

"Constipation Blues" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins
For Girls Who Grow Plump in the Night- an album by Caravan
Euthanasia Waltz-Brand X
Also Sprach Zarathustra-Deodato
Gumbei,

Believe it or not, many years ago when Steve McCormack and I were much younger, we played, "Walk With An Erection" by The Swinging Erudites at CES.

We were in a room where "serious" listening was going on and Steve ask if he could play his own disc.

Everyone stood around nodding their head, thinking it was the Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian".

I still laugh today, remembering the look on Steve McCormack's face as he patted his foot to the music and examined expressions around the room.

There used to be a lot more fun in high end audio.
A country gospel classic:

"Dropkick Me Jesus" through the goalposts of life.