Help my speakers are farting,,,,

In general, unlike us guys women have amazing bodily control when their significant others are present. It's funny when they get too relaxed and "forget" we're there and crank one out hillbilly style. "That came out out of you baby?"

Sounds like your speakers may be bloated in the bass or have port "wind noises".
Hey all, what is the exact resonance frequency and frequency response of most farts?

Without getting too personal, how critical is port diameter and depth when tuning for the most melodic farts? Should one consider the Qms, Qts or Vas of said fart?

Gunbei, that reminded my of a buddy of mine who was always joking to his friends when they first start dating a girl.

He says at first you are on the "First Date Fart Hold"

As time goes on you can get off of the First Dat Fart Hold and upgrade your situation to the "Slow release Program".

Sooner or later the relationship will grow untill you are back to "Cheese the breeze as you please", Then, you know she loves you.

Best laughs ever.LOL.I am in tears .Gunbei the one with the hillbilly had me on the floor!!!
Great guys
Thanks
George