VPI Scoutmaster static

Tells us something about your environment that your gear is surrounded by? I ask this because it just might not be your gear at all but "YOU". I say that because you might be causing it does your room have a wool area rug, is your room very dry with no humidity? These all can contribute to static, and by ridding yourself and cleaning your surrounding's you should see and hear an improvement? Once this is addressed then you can look at your gear. I would recommend placing large plant's if you can in your room and also a humidifier if the room is much to dry. Let us know and ai am sure we all can come up with an amswer.

are a wide range of factors that can affect the amount of electrostatic charge that can build up as a voltage on personnel. Some common major factors include:

The floor material and its electrical resistance, and resistance-to-ground

Personnel footwear, especially the materials of the shoe sole and its electrical resistance

Atmospheric humidity

The manner in which a person walks, e.g. scuffing and friction of the shoes against the floor

Actions of brushing against furniture, sitting and rising from seats

Static electric charges are separated whenever two materials make and break contact. This occurs with regularity between the shoe sole and floor material in walking action. Charge tries to dissipate and recombine where possible, but this cannot happen if it is prevented from moving by insulating materials. Charge builds up if the charge is generated faster than it can dissipate, and a high voltage can quickly result.

Shocks are felt by people when they touch a discharge path (e.g. metal frame or another person

I would now take the Turntable off the "OAK RACK" and isolate it from the other euiptment. Place your VPI on a seperate table such as an IKEA lack table. If you have an ikea near you or even a Lowes they sell a small table that is made of composite materials this might work best.

Waltwalden: since you do have an Ikea and you have tried all or most suggestion's pertaining to grounding the table. Then I would at this time isolate the VPI by separating it from it's Oak rack would be best.