King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

martykl Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 3,578 posts 10-09-2012 at 05:57pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete The investigating officer said, "Well Mr Jones, we've determined that your wife's death was caused by a golf ball striking her head, which is consistent with your explanation of an errant tee shot, but we don't understand why we found a second ball lodged in her ass. Can you explain that?" "That was my mulligan."
martykl Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 3,578 posts 10-09-2012 at 06:39pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete A few from Woody Allen There are many kinds of love; the love between a man and a women, the love of a mother for her son, and ..let's not forget my favorite...the love between two women I was thrown out of NYU for cheating on a metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me Sex without love is a empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a good one I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dieing Marriage is the death of hope I can't listen to Wagner. I keep getting the urge to invade Poland