Let's see...no one has yet commented on " My wife is in Italy for 10 days."
Given 'la caccia alla stranieri' (the hunt for foreign women) is a national pastime of Italian men, I'll wager she's likely having at least an exciting a time as you, your beer and your rig.
Given 'la caccia alla stranieri' (the hunt for foreign women) is a national pastime of Italian men, I'll wager she's likely having at least an exciting a time as you, your beer and your rig.