Distortions that the human ear likes. Are there any ?

Damn I need to edit that. Is there a way to do that?

The problem is even if there was a “good distortion” it would be drowned in a sea of “bad distortions.”

In which geoff proves all music is distortion, and all distortion music, and human life is meaningless in the cosmic time scale.

Distortions within source material as originally performed, yes.  Distortions from over-saturating downstream componentry or engineers over-fussing with track level gain or EQ boost...no.

Is firstnot a derivative of Slipnot minus some class?

Intentional artistic distortion (ie many Beatles recordings from Rubber Soul onwards) = good. That's what the recording artists and their teams wanted.

After market distortion (mastering choices done by engineers years later and those defects added by loudspeakers, turntables, amps etc) = bad. You might like them but the original artists, producers, engineers etc might disagree. 

Or they might not, especially if enough money rolls in as a result. Ultimately it all depends upon what you the consumer wants to pay for.