What 'entrance' music?

Well then ... Why not 'Fanfare for the Common Man,' Aaron Copland.

For once in my life. Stevie Wonder.

thats an easy one,a song by frank zappa titled broken hearts are for assholes.

from the song

dont fool yer self girl its goin right up yer poop shute!

Bigjoe, that's what I like about Audiogon, occasionally someone breaks the boredom with a humorous post.

Yours really cracked me up :^).

This post was meant purely for fun.
My train of logic is that if a man's home is his castle, then surely I am it's king? 'Handel's Music for the Royal Fireworks' has such a royal flair to it. (I am convinced that if the Queen of England has an alarm clock, then this must be it's default tune.)