Weirdest Question asked when selling gear?

"I'm paying back a student loan, can I give you post-dated checks and pay for the speakers over the next 8 months?"

"What blood type are you?" followed by a blank look on my face and an "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!?!?" coming out of my mouth. ~Tim

Actually the common "Why are you selling?" --gets me. I hate to tell them of my drug problem. I; on the other hand "never" ask why they are buying. Tim; will I have to sell some blood to buy your gear?--Or,do you take pints in trade?

damn vampires - always upgrading their audio equipment

"Do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you have a dog? How old are you? Are you married? How tall are you, how much do you weigh? What is your hair color? What do you do for a living? How long have you been doing this? How long have you worked there? Where were you before? -------->"

Finally, I asked, "Are you interested in the piece, or are you interested in me?" Once he got over the shock, the answer was that an audio component was a reflection of the owner. What really threw him for a loop even more that I decided it wasn't worth doing a deal with him.