Funny, the choice you made for a definition of "diatribe". Here is mine, also from Merriam Webster:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/diatribe
Your definition for diatribe as a "prolonged discourse" is mentioned as a third option and noted to be "archaic" in Webster’s. I delivered no diatribe by the modern definition in Webster’s (see above) or as defined in the Oxford English dictionary, for that matter. Meantime, don’t you think this argument is off topic?
Nandric, after more than a decade, you might have learned to spell the past tense of the verb "to do". It’s "did", not "deed". But what indeed did I do that brought me to your attention?

