Why vinyl

No, because you might fall and break a hip or something!

Interestingly, in most cases, it's the other way around.

Your hip breaks causing you to fall down. Hopefully by your turntable so you can still reach your meds.

@thecarpathian interesting idea. Mine never had a top, so it would be pretty challenging when I'd turn it on.

Mine doesn't either.

It's like a meds merry go round.

I just grab whatever comes around first and pop'em in.

I put the liquor cabinet next to it so I have something to wash them down with.

pill roulette

Because I'm a masochist and love shoveling money, time and effort at something that never outperforms the stream of tens of thousands of albums I stream monthly for $20.