@spatialking
Have you told us what turntable you have the problem with? What is its platter made from?
Also thick carpet can charge you up as you walk on it, depending on what its fibres are made from. Assie wool is inherently anti-static ...synthetic the opposite.
I use Nagaoka anti-static record sleeves, and an Audioquest carbon fibre brush before each play. It has a metal cover and earths itself through the user.
We are talking about the Triboelectric effect - Wikipedia here. Any insulator in friction contact with another insulator causes charge (electrons) to be transferred. Vinyl is one of the worst offenders. Cat's fur, camel hair and diamond are insulators.
Machines have been built that create huge voltages using conveyor belts to transfer the charge, see Van de Graaff generator - Wikipedia.
Lightning is created by nature's own conveyor belt Lightning - Wikipedia, when ice crystals rub against water drops in thunder clouds.
The forces generated by electric charges are huge compared with gravity. 10 to the power of 36 times bigger - see Standard Model - Wikipedia That's why a few electrons on a bit of paper can overcome all the gravitational pull on the paper of all the atoms on earth.
When a record spins, air near its surface is thrown sideways by centrifugal force, so a constant supply of fresh air is drawn down. I say fresh, but it will contain microscopic dust particles, some of which have a positive charge.
Meanwhile the diamond stylus is busily traversing the entire record, and knocking stray elections into the vinyl. If one attracts a charged dust mote, the mote sticks to the vinyl with incredible force but there is no net negative charge for @lewm's meter to measure.
But the next time you play the record there will be a rock stuck in the groove. Well a 10-micron rock or bigger is enough to do the damage. Analysis has shown that a fair proportion of dust retrieved from records contains diamond dust, probably worn by friction from styli. If this dust has donated an electron, it even comes charged.