Warning sign


Germ-lish

tcutter

From Google translate 

Attention.

This machine is not for finger poking and middle grabbing. It's easy to grab the spring, blow, and cork popping with a spike. It's not for weapons. By the stupid head. The rubbing.

Keep your hands in your pockets.

Relax and watch the blinking lights.

I remember growing up my father spoke fluent German and this was because of his work prior to world war II Germans were the world leaders in chemistry so if you wanted to be a PhD in pharmaceutical chemistry you had to learn German because all the good research was published in German? Of course after world war II has changed a bit but I remember it was funny he had a tendency to hire Eastern European refugees chemist to work in the drug factories the people he oversee it up John and Carter global laboratories and he'd have them over for dinner and they have hold conversations in German which I thought it was fantastic but I couldn't understand it of course I couldn't understand 99% of it.