Yeah, and now for something completely different: a bespoke turntable that you configure in conversation with the designer, one of the most respected names in turntable design for the last half-century, who then builds it from scratch to your specs.
I’ve owned a GEM Dandy Polytable for about 5 years now (currently equpped with a Korf tonearm and DS Audio cartridge), which I purchased directly from George Merrill’s quasi-retirement boutique company Analog Emporium. All built in America, if that makes a difference to you. Barebones tables run $2500-5000 and can be configured with 0, 1, or 2 tonearms. George doesn’t advertise much, so I was turned on to the Polytable by Michael Fremer, who personally recommended it. In Mikey’s extensive Stereophile piece (or was it Analog Planet), he was amazed by the speed accuracy, which George states has a tolerance of about 3 ppm!
Since buying it, I’ve gotten completely out of the constant-upgrade vortex. It’s really a remarkable table, with some features that you don’t expect to see in four-figure offerings. George keeps the price down by selling direct from his low-overhead operation.
For me, part of the intrigue of this table was the opportunity to speak at length with one of the true geniuses in the field, now in his 70s or 80s. I coulld be wrong, but I think only a small number of these tables (no more than the hundreds) have been built, so it’s possible that it may become as much of a highly sought-after collectible as George’s earlier designs, like the Merrill-Williams R.E.A.L. and Heirloom lines.
It’s also a very clever design from a manufacturability and maintainability perspective, built to be easy to build and service. When mine was heavily damaged in shipping, George restored it to factory spec in a day. And he’s personally guaranteed to me that, if he ever does REALLY retire, he’ll make sure that parts and service will be available indefinitely.
Anyway, this isn’t a product for everybody, but if you’re the kind of person (like me), who is fascinated by unique, personalized products like this (especially if they look like something out of "A Clockwork Orange"), here’s a link:
Oh, and I almost forgot. The Polytable/Korf/DS combo sounds pretty spectacular, easily the best record player, sonically, that I’ve ever owned. And for the uninitiated, "GEM" refers to "George E. Merrill," whose signature is on every unit.

