Steely Dan - great musicianship and good songwriting, but their music leaves me cold. Souless maybe?
Bland Dan would have been a better name for that band. That grade school forced rhyme that I just wrote was about as profound as any of their lyrics ever were.
"Ricky was drinking scotch all night long as he drove to his old school."
How about that one? The Bland Dan Band could have pumped about three songs worth of boring lyrics into one and made it easier for the classic "rock" stations to play their "greatest hits."

