Chirp in speak

"...and the innocent will fall as do the mighty..."

"Life...brain the size of a planet, and they have me opening doors....*metallic sigh*.."
Marvin the 'bot, HHGTTG, BBC series...

Life is Not Fair, just an affair; ones' involvement will vary.

...pardon while I go screen my ports....got crickets here as well...;)

• "Create a natural cricket bait by adding a few spoons of molasses in a shallow bowl, then fill the bowl up about halfway with water. Place the bowl in an area where crickets are a problem. The crickets will be attracted by the sweet odor and jump into the bowl where they will drown".-Courtesy of Home Depot

....and, to 'improve the mood', a nice rose', candlelight, and softly play 'night music' from outdoors....

'Dinner and movie' don't cut it with crickets, Cratchit...'

Anybody care to translate for me what the heck dabel is talking about??!

It's easier to understand tubebuffer...