Best Song or AlbumTitles?


This is admittedly a stupid thread, and a waste of your time. But, for amusement sake, please indulge me.

All of us have our favorite bands, favorite genres and so on. But what are your favorite song or album titles?

There have been some very clever titles over the years.

I'd like to begin with my favorites:

"Careful with that ax, Eugene" the Pink Floyd classic.

"The smoker you drink, the player you get" by Joe Walsh

"As falls Wichita so falls Wichita Falls" by Pat Metheny

Others?
danlib1
Gumbei,

Believe it or not, many years ago when Steve McCormack and I were much younger, we played, "Walk With An Erection" by The Swinging Erudites at CES.

We were in a room where "serious" listening was going on and Steve ask if he could play his own disc.

Everyone stood around nodding their head, thinking it was the Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian".

I still laugh today, remembering the look on Steve McCormack's face as he patted his foot to the music and examined expressions around the room.

There used to be a lot more fun in high end audio.
A country gospel classic:

"Dropkick Me Jesus" through the goalposts of life.
Gunbei/Albert,

You guys got that song in my head now, with the Bangles singing it! And Steve Martin is also doing his King Tut dance, Aaahhhhh....

I always new that Bangles drummer had a little extra going on down there, she had bulges!

Regards,
I was drunk the day my Momma got out of prison.....

From what else but "The Perfect Country and Western Song" by David Allan Coe.

Regards,
You guys forgot FireSign Theatre
Dont Crush that Dwarf, hand me the pliers.
Joe