Ten audiophile commandments


What could it be?
So far I came up to one. If it sounds great - begin upgrading.
inna
Here is one or two for dealers -

thou shall not bad mouth brands just because thou are not a dealer.

thou shall not call oneself a dealer for brand "X" just because thou can somehow get it.

thou shall update record keeping process at least upto 1985 techology. (saving old invoices in a shoe box ? - come on- flea marketeers do a better job - DEETES!!!)
1 - Thou shalt buy the best gear one can afford and not have to covet others .
2 _ thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife , unless she's a music lover and wears short dresses .
11.Thou shalt listen to live music to achieve perspective and for pure enjoyment
11b. Thou shalt not curse the audience for coughing, whispering, and opening candy wrappers
1. Thou shalt not worship the false god Bose
2. When moving Thou shalt pack and move 1000lbs of LP's forever or at least until high res digital satisfies thee
3. In case of fire Thou shalt save all family members and pets before any stereo equipment
A componant with a blown cap shall be deemed unclean and must leave the rack for a period of seven days.