Continuing in the sci-fi vein:
"Now the Klingons they came last night
and they repossessed by van.
My Cerrilian brandy's all used up;
this is my very last can!
But I ain't givin' up
cause I still have a plan!
Beam me up, Scotty, beam me aboard!
I'm just a poor old Trekkie
In a world I can't afford.
All my life supports have failed,
all the mother ships have sailed.
Beam me up, Scotty, beam me up.
Jake Holmes
