Can one of you Einsteins (and I know we have at least one) explain how the “Plandemic” is simultaneously a “Democrat” hoax and also a plague visited upon us by China? How, exactly, does that work?
And when one of the most stupid, loathsome and despicable figures in the entire music industry gets his ass whooped by an illness he’s spent at least a year denying even exists, you’d think perhaps some of the likeminded ostriches might take notice. But these same individuals were likely too busy cheering Ted’s genius observation of just a few days ago wondering why, if COVID-19 was so bad, we didn’t shut down for Covids 1 through 18!
Clearly the illness seriously impaired his faculties, or he would have immediately realized that he could have just shot that gol-darned imaginary virus with his AK-47 and showed it a thing or two about our Right to Bear Arms.
And speaking of our right to bare arms, don’t be like Ted: go get vaccinated!
[Full disclosure: Tony Fauci has very generously offered me 17 cents of the buck-two-fifty and change he gets from the vaccine manufacturers for every dose administered.]