Are you bored to tears with the topics lately?

The Da Vinci Code? You mean that dumbed-down, sanitized
P-O-S version of the master work, "Foucault's Pendulum"? Jab-jab-jab, ducking quickly to avoid the onslaught of the tenth order of the Dan Brown-lars...

Oh, and Lakefrontroad, what's with the Toshiba cardboard box tweak on your NASA-approved turntable?

C'mon, who doesn't hate me now?

May the troops all soon have desk jobs...

Hey Mejames,

Don't slam snakes and their oily secretions. A few years back, a Chinese co-worker gave me a vial of sweet liquid to cure a cough, and within a day, it was all gone. I asked her what it was, and she said, "Mostly snake bile." Cured my dog's kennel cough as well. So don't diss snakes. Or their oil! Or their bile! Hey, I was born in the year of the snake!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSigning off,