I've got another million dollar question. Does the mere act of playing a record create new electrostatic charges?
The triboelectric effect creates electrostatic charges when dissimilar insulators are rubbed together. Diamond and vinyl are dissimilar insulators.
Do these charges create any audible noises? Or do they attract charged dust mites which in turn act as audible obstacle courses for the stylus?
The answer to your first question was answered many years ago - Phonograph Reproduction 1978, James H. Kogen, Audio Magazine May 1978 Audio-1978-05.pdf. However, simple carbon fiber brushes unless connected to a ground will not dissipate static from the record. If there is a static charge, the record will have a negative charge, and particles are mostly positive charge, so they attract to the record. Absent a static charge particles should not drop on the record since the air current will draw air down and then across but above the record - Laminar Flow Over a Spinning Disk | Ansys Innovation Courses. Additionally, particles deposit/drop from the air at different rates depending on the particle-size - CACR25_FINAL_LR.pdf.

