"What is a rhetorical question?
A rhetorical question is an inquiry that ends in a question mark but is asked for effect rather than to elicit an answer. It’s often used in persuasive writing but is also common in everyday conversation.
Depending on the context of the rhetorical question, its purpose may be to emphasize a point, prompt the audience to consider a topic, or lend intrigue to an argument. The answer to a rhetorical question is usually very obvious or the opposite, meaning it can’t be easily discerned."
This, Calvin, is my message to you: Your "message" clearly appears to be completely rhetorical, and as such simply not productive, and silly. Furthermore, why do feel compelled to SHOUT?

