Why no trading?

Albert, why settle for Ethel or Imagene when you can get the virtual experience of Natalie right over your phone lines whenever you want her?! It's the very latest from our favorite Ex-NASA tweak-meister...yep, you guessed it, the "Teleportman"! Have your credit card ready!

Marco

Is that an early "The Professional," Natalie Teleportman tweak or a later version?

No, this is the "Closer" Teleportman. You're thinking of the "Telepedoportman" (Beautiful Girls/The Professional) which costs extra. Get caught doing the Telepedoportman and you'll be doing a dime at Texarkana hoping to god the other cons don't catch wind of why you're in there.

Marco

Albert, you need to find a local chapter of "Friends of Leon" and get yourself to a meeting! That film also has a great pre-Hollywood performance by Gary Oldman...over the top!

Marco