The Dead

Apparently, Nancy & Harry serenaded their respective houses with a karaoke version of "Ship of Fools". Standing ovation, the papers said.

Don't you mean: Nancy and her ship of fools (while quite hairy) managed a standing ovulation?

Yes, men & women alike. Reportedly, even Dubya stopped by on return from vacation--it was that time of the month, after all--to rip a mean air guitar on "Brokedown Palace". Seems the whole dang country can't get enough of the dead.

They never said they were music lovers, only fans of The Grateful Dead. I've been around long enough to know not to read anything into what politcians say.

Well said, Beavis, he-he-he...politicians will even pretend they're human if they think it'll get them votes.

Gunbei, where the hell have you been? These discussions just aren't any fun without you strippin' necked.

P.S.--don't forget about Danlib1's fantasy about Condi & a horsewhip. Get him where he's most vulnerable!