I sent this thread to a Fellow Guru of High Audionic Praise...
and the following reply (of great clarity) was returned:
It’s the disturbance of the aether that takes awhile to settle back. Many people also don’t realize the gravimetric affects of slinging their cables about willy nilly. With regard to graviton displacement and the attendant (who shall remain nameless) subatomic particle spin state changes which can easily be measured with a bowl of dried cereal and two sparrow feathers placed at right angular momentum assuming (and this is key) a 10 dB drop across all barometric frequencies, one can simply subtract the total amount of capacitive reactance of all unconnected cables laying around within 1 meter per watt times pi minus the degrees, minutes and seconds in latitude below the 33rd parallel. Then place a hygrometer no further than 20 cm from the dried cereal, carefully multiplying the percentage in hygrometric changes converted to picofarads per graviton/hour.
and the following reply (of great clarity) was returned:
It’s the disturbance of the aether that takes awhile to settle back. Many people also don’t realize the gravimetric affects of slinging their cables about willy nilly. With regard to graviton displacement and the attendant (who shall remain nameless) subatomic particle spin state changes which can easily be measured with a bowl of dried cereal and two sparrow feathers placed at right angular momentum assuming (and this is key) a 10 dB drop across all barometric frequencies, one can simply subtract the total amount of capacitive reactance of all unconnected cables laying around within 1 meter per watt times pi minus the degrees, minutes and seconds in latitude below the 33rd parallel. Then place a hygrometer no further than 20 cm from the dried cereal, carefully multiplying the percentage in hygrometric changes converted to picofarads per graviton/hour.
This will yield a result in the number of hours required for the aether to return to the previous undisturbed state - Those is in the southern hemisphere need only invert the equation where applicable.
This has been tested and verified 29 times. So far.