most beautiful (looking) speakers

I started dating this (in my eyes) very beautiful woman. I felt she could be the one. The 1st time she came to my place she decided to make comments. Off the top of her head.... 1.) You put on a little weight there, honey. 2.) Those are the gaudiest speakers I have ever seen. (She never heard them or wanted to) Needless to say the speakers are still in my house. Somewhat funny...she is not.

+1 @bdp24

"To be heard, not seen" and/or "To be seen, not heard?"

2 peas in different pods

An audiophile without an audiophilly is a single happy man?

Strictly on looks. Art for the ears.

Jadis Eurythmie IIs

Jadis Eurythmie II loudspeaker | Stereophile.com

@tweak1

There was more to the whole story. I did the short version to keep from writing a book.
From past experience I saw the future coming. thought it best to exit ..... stage left.

and the speakers were (to stay on topic)

Acoustat SPECTRA III ESLs.

Not gaudy in my opinion. sounded great to me in ’89. Pretty good looking and massive panels at 66" tall and 32" wide each.