I try to keep all principle players in the loop and on track with the evening program ,so my metaphors are usually easy to follow and on rare occasion incite a chuckle.Imagine the 3 stooges talking to each other in short audio related insults with my little selections which should readily translate....
"you been in a all night jam session?"
"screechy high end with no bottom"
"well engineered masterpiece"
"to much midrange bloom"
"behold the mighty stylus!"
"put your antenna up and find that station!"
"pick a better tune"
"get a different record"
"I ain't your dads music"
"Hey you sound like a stuck record..."
"details are in the grooves"
"I think youv'e flipped your record"
"I believe your stylus has jumped its track"
"your like a flashing 12"
"lemme see your remote please..."
"lost leader eh?"
"so spankin' new it still has mold release!"
"stuck on three and a quarter IPS huh?"
"1/2 speed bastard" (cheap clone of a quality symbol, a stretch I know,but at the time it worked perfect)
"check your speed,I'm not getting you"
"volumes to low"(point at ears while saying)
"Hey your tapes done,stop your flapping"
"just like a blown speaker,all I hear is buzzin'."
"rewind and replay please"
"fast foward and finish please"
"play that back for me?"
"punch repeat"
"rewind and erase please"
"eject now!"
"hit stop"
"I think your disc is in upside down"
"when I need your opinion I'll press play"
"all you give me is static"
"is that a spanish station?"
"I can't listen to you both in stereo!"
"I didn't fall off the record press yesterday"
"I wasn't recorded yesterday"
"your in the wrong part of the instruction manual"
"who plugged you in?"
"who turned you on?"
"my fuse is blown"
"Wrong station!!"
"wrong format!!"
"wrong media!!"
"you been in a all night jam session?"
"screechy high end with no bottom"
"well engineered masterpiece"
"to much midrange bloom"
"behold the mighty stylus!"
"put your antenna up and find that station!"
"pick a better tune"
"get a different record"
"I ain't your dads music"
"Hey you sound like a stuck record..."
"details are in the grooves"
"I think youv'e flipped your record"
"I believe your stylus has jumped its track"
"your like a flashing 12"
"lemme see your remote please..."
"lost leader eh?"
"so spankin' new it still has mold release!"
"stuck on three and a quarter IPS huh?"
"1/2 speed bastard" (cheap clone of a quality symbol, a stretch I know,but at the time it worked perfect)
"check your speed,I'm not getting you"
"volumes to low"(point at ears while saying)
"Hey your tapes done,stop your flapping"
"just like a blown speaker,all I hear is buzzin'."
"rewind and replay please"
"fast foward and finish please"
"play that back for me?"
"punch repeat"
"rewind and erase please"
"eject now!"
"hit stop"
"I think your disc is in upside down"
"when I need your opinion I'll press play"
"all you give me is static"
"is that a spanish station?"
"I can't listen to you both in stereo!"
"I didn't fall off the record press yesterday"
"I wasn't recorded yesterday"
"your in the wrong part of the instruction manual"
"who plugged you in?"
"who turned you on?"
"my fuse is blown"
"Wrong station!!"
"wrong format!!"
"wrong media!!"