I'll second Trelja's Rodney Dangefield (good call Joe).
I'll add:
Steven Wright:
"I just put skylights in my living room. My upstairs neighbors are really mad"
"I went into a diner. The sign said breakfast served any time. I said fine, I'll have eggs in the 17th Century"
"I put instant rice in the microwave and went back in time"
I also like Sam Kinison and Lewis Black
I'll add:
Steven Wright:
"I just put skylights in my living room. My upstairs neighbors are really mad"
"I went into a diner. The sign said breakfast served any time. I said fine, I'll have eggs in the 17th Century"
"I put instant rice in the microwave and went back in time"
I also like Sam Kinison and Lewis Black