What is the BEST resistor for audio use

RE: An abruptly awakened spouse. Generally falling into four well developed levels of resistance.

First, an audio receptor.

Second, a music critic.

Third, a dancer shuffling to the beat as they enter.

Last, sounding like an angry rock group, protesting the policies of the day (or night).

A great idea from Tom Nice!

If anyone tries his idea I would like to read a report of how various resistors sounded, and in what equipment. Would be a learning experience for everyone.