What's the worst speaker or stereo set-up you've ever seen?


I used to do home delivery and installation work and had access to some pretty high-end homes. I was amazed at how few of these well-heeled owners had nice audio systems, although many had some nice home theaters. One home owner had a basement stereo with small Maggies hinged on a wall like cabinet doors so he could direct the sound and, I guess, tuck them away when not in use. I also saw a pair of Bose 901’s pointed the wrong way. What’s the worse set-up you’ve seen?
aewarren
Two, decades ago.

A San Francisco audio system with Quads in a largely glass room. The apartment was high-end and striking visually, but the stereo sounded horrible.

At the Stereophile show in Miami in 1991, B&W was debuting their Nautilus line with something like $500,000 of Krell amplification (maybe tri-amped)? So loud and hard was the sound that I left after 15 seconds.
I was demoing two of the most popular products mentioned on this site paired together.  A very expensive ($5K+) pair of stand mounts and a popular Chinese manufactured tube amp.  
They were poorly matched and I am sure can sound good with other equipment.  The shocking part was when I asked the retailer why it sounded so bad he said it was because “my music sucked”.  He then payed some obscure music that sounded good.  I informed him I wasn’t planning on changing my listening tastes so I could have the pro ledge of owning these products.  
Shockingly, I didn’t buy either item.  

Fabio's system. Four channels of giant Martin Logans set up in a marble-floored and glass-walled room.

Then on the Planar Speaker Asylum Forum a while back, there was a knucklehead running Maggies and Klipsch together, side by side.

A very high end dealer in NYC and another high but not quite as high dealer in North Jersey.

Both setups were probably defective.

I heard new Wharfdale Linton Heritage speakers on the bundled stands last week. Not sure about that. Sound was tizzy and just weird. Very disappointed.  A very mid fi A/v amp was used.   Maybe that. 
I know a guy who shall remain nameless, and I know this is hard to believe, but he has a whole bunch of speakers just spread willy-nilly around the room and that's not all, they are pointed at the wall. A total schemozzle.