Your memory of Audio Marketing, esp. B.S.


O.K. most of us old f--ts remember "the Copper Top Battery,  "when it rains, it pours", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel"(wouldn't go accross the street for a woman), "the quicker picker upper" and so very much more.  Kind of sad that most of us can do a commercial product jingle from an ad that hasn't been used for 20+ years.

My question is, what are/is some of the great Audio marketing B.S. phrases, slogans..etc. from the extended history of audio/high-end audio.  The first one is (with Ella) "is it live or is it Memorex", and of course we knew that Ella was great and Memorex was not. 

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"Pure, Perfect Sound Forever" -Philips Report this
Wait, you mean this isn't true......gosh, that changes everything, too bad I sold my SOTA 8-track player.
Sony: "You can hear how pure water is"
Audio marketing BS? Its all BS. Can you maybe narrow it down a bit? 
Sony was talking about the purity of the water used to make the paper pulp for the woofers in their new speaker line in 1977.
What about everything being "Digital Ready". I think I even saw cables advertising that one.