Dear Khrys: Regarding your hobbies of "Sloth, gluttony, and lust" you might enjoy spending some time in London. Although the weather sucks, the food sucks, everything is overpriced and the people are a buch of xenophobic, yank hating, parochial wankers, ambition is frowned upon, there is plenty of cheap fatty food and booze served in pubs, English girls are easy and prostitution is legal. Sounds like the perfect zip code for you.
