You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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You might be an audiophile if you postpone the root canal because a great pair of NOS tubes just went up for sale. What else can you do when finances are tight?
You and your wife sleep in the guest bedroom so that the larger, master bedroom can be used for listening.

Yep, it's true.
You pay $54 per month at a storage facility so you can keep all of the empty audio boxes.
You get aroused listening to your wife expound on the sonic characteristics of various 6SN7 tubes with the local hi-end dealer.
Your dogs whine an alert even before the UPS driver steps off the truck. True story.