World's Best Stereo System ?...

So far everybody here has the best stereo system. Except for two people, and one of those is dead.

@m-db 

The dead person reminded me of this sage screed from back in the gramophone days 

Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout 
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
The admission is free so pay at the door
Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor

On one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

The blind man came to see fair play
The mute man came to shout hooray
The deaf policeman heard the noise 
And came to stop those two dead boys

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in his thigh

He crashed through a wall without making a sound
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned 
A long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today

I watched from the corner of the table
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
If you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

wsrrsw, exactly. 

The best system is in the ears of the beholder. And their pocketbook. 

It can't be the world's best stereo system because I have the world's best stereo system.