Why no trading?

I'd trade our two cats for Natalie Portman but she doesn't even respond to my email.

Guess I need to run an ad here at Audiogon.

Danlib1

How old is your sister? (Or better yet, from Blues Brothers movie)

Jake: How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?

Customer: What?

Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!

I laughed so hard the first time I saw this movie I almost choked.

Jax2

you can get the virtual experience of Natalie right over your phone lines whenever you want her?! It's the very latest from our favorite Ex-NASA tweak-meister...yep, you guessed it, the "Teleportman"! Have your credit card ready!

Is that an early "The Professional," Natalie Teleportman tweak or a later version?

No, this is the "Closer" Teleportman. You're thinking of the "Telepedoportman" (Beautiful Girls/The Professional) which costs extra.

Hey Marco, I didn't make that movie, I just watched it.

OK, I admit I watched it 241 times and then bought both DVD versions.

Although it's true the silver's sluffing off the DVD's, I was just fascinated with the film work and lighting, I was not really looking at Natalie.

OK, I looked at Natalie a little but only to make sure I didn't miss any of her dialogue, my center channel is not set up perfectly.

You believe me don't you?