What are the most outrageous speakers reviews you have ever seen?


A serious disclaimer before starting this lighter thread...

I feel sorry for the professional reviewers, who need to walk *the* fine line when publishing his $0.02 (you know what I meant).  However, any individual could comment freely with flying colors.  

Please let me start KEF Blade, which is not Prime eligible:

(from that site's reviewers)
1) 5 Stars: It's a good thing that the speaker cabinet is ported, because at 34K I'm never going to be able to afford a girlfriend!
2) 5 Stars: So instead of paying for college i chose these. Greatest decision of my life. Who needs a future when you have a pair of speakers.
3) 5 stars: These speakers are great. I just picked them up yesterday and they sound amazing! It was so worth getting evicted out of my house just for these! Who needs a car or house, I would just get these! 10/10 would buy again.


What are the most outrageous ones you have seen in public?



bsimpson

Showing 2 responses by asvjerry

All of them? *L*  When you get comments like that, it does point out a perspective that does bare some contemplation....;)
...some reviewers seem to have access to 'biological sonic enhancements' that I don't, and that's really irritating to me...