Wanted: San Antonio MC vs MM demo

Hello , this is an unusual post but wanted to reach out to someone who would be kind enough to stage a retro audio shoot out to demonstrate the differences between MC and MM.

I've read a lot but never heard the differences to make my own opinion. I'm hoping to eventually purchase a high end cart and have a short list of MC such as the Dynavector 20x2h , Denon DL-160 but no MM contenders. If anyone had any of the two carts mentioned for the shootout would be a plus! But not necessary .

I'm just a guy with a passion for music and posted this hoping to find someone like me who frequents the audiophile items for sale for fun.
Check with your local high-end dealer Galen Carrol.  I live in the Houston area and have driven to him to upgrade my tone arm cable.