Anti-static socks with "star grounding" to the entire system. Allowing you to be as one with your system. Elimnating ang static or ground related issues. Of course including the optional matching gloves that doubles as a record cleaning brush.
Tweaks I'd like to see . . .
You could make a case that we have all the audio gizmos we could ever need (and then some).
Still, I just KNOW there will more coming down the pike, so what are the five most urgently needed tweaks?
Here are mine:
Audiophile air conditioner, makes sure your air has exactly the right mixture of nitrogen, oxygen, humidity for the barometric pressure to ensure highly accurate sound propagation.
Audiophile sweater and hat. Did you know that the earliest reflections are from your own clothing? After spending terabucks on your room and equipment, do you want to smear the sound reaching your ears with poorly designed clothing?
Garmin Audiophile map service. Routes traffic away from your neighborhood during peak listening hours, giving you blacker blacks and greater dynamic range.
Audiophile grade carpeting. The biggest reflecting surface in your room is currently producing zero dollars of revenue for the high end industry, and this must STOP!!
Audiophile communities. New developments of homes/condos with strict construction standards, room dimensions and zoning regulations. Additional safeguards include strict limits on when lawnmowers, chain saws and motorcycles may be operated. Every outlet in every room gets it's own shielded 30 amp OHNO copper circuit.
Still, I just KNOW there will more coming down the pike, so what are the five most urgently needed tweaks?
Here are mine:
Audiophile air conditioner, makes sure your air has exactly the right mixture of nitrogen, oxygen, humidity for the barometric pressure to ensure highly accurate sound propagation.
Audiophile sweater and hat. Did you know that the earliest reflections are from your own clothing? After spending terabucks on your room and equipment, do you want to smear the sound reaching your ears with poorly designed clothing?
Garmin Audiophile map service. Routes traffic away from your neighborhood during peak listening hours, giving you blacker blacks and greater dynamic range.
Audiophile grade carpeting. The biggest reflecting surface in your room is currently producing zero dollars of revenue for the high end industry, and this must STOP!!
Audiophile communities. New developments of homes/condos with strict construction standards, room dimensions and zoning regulations. Additional safeguards include strict limits on when lawnmowers, chain saws and motorcycles may be operated. Every outlet in every room gets it's own shielded 30 amp OHNO copper circuit.