Honey, I tried to use those old "KT77" lightbulbs you had in your closet...in the safe I might add!...for the lamp in the living room. I think they were all broken, so I threw all 20 out. Thank me later.
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Guess what? The kids & I picked up a new kitten today & it climbed up on your speaker. Um, the scratches in the wood don't look too deep but then Cookie (our older cat) climbed up there with the new kitten and then Honey (our dog) decided she wanted in on the fun & your speaker fell against the wall which wasn't so bad, but then it fell the other way and knocked the TV off the stand. Don't you have some money saved up so we can go replace the TV? Oh, and the kitten needs some shots, so you have to take her in for that too.
11) honey it's me or your hi fi
12) did you buy something new? you did, didn't you?
13) you're not putting spikes down into my carpet
14) what do you mean the only headphones you'll settle for cost $1000 dollars
15) we're just going to have to wate to buy that,
I'll be out clothes shopping this afternoon
and the worse one involves a divorce attorney
16) since you bought this stuff while we were married, legally it's half mine
"The interior decorator came by. We faux painted your speakers and moved them way into the corners. We also thought it'd look better if we just sat the speakers on top of the power amps and used this nice skinny wire that matches the carpet (we threw out your MIT cables)."
Actually, just the first sentence would do it for me ;-)
Why did you put that new Electrocompanion, or whatever it's called, CD player on top of the Arts & Crafts cabinet...especially on that "Noonce" gray thing? How do you expect anyone to reach it up there? (faint whistling noises from yours truly in background)
I must be lucky: my jewelry penalty surcharge is only about 25%!
I always thought the thing men hated to hear from there spouse was "is it in yet?" looks like I am mistaken this seems by far worse. On to the subject at hand, I have one friend who let his girlfriend put plants on top of the speakers to "hide" them, I guess there is a reason I am single. Halloween is scary enough, all of this stuff should have been under halloween horror stories thread I saw a while ago.