Too many threads, here's some interesting ones

I found this funny thread that asks members what whoppers have been told to keep the wife at bay when purchasing equipment.
I thought it was hilarious.
Can anyone recall some other good ones?
Here is the promiscuous one.
I kind of like these myselfÂ….
Blindjim that was hillarious.

Here are some more:
Askat1988, regarding:

Rack $5K

That's not unusual, there are women here in Dallas with that much invested in their rack.
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