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Latest marketing hype for a new (name witheld to protect the guilty) HTIB product.

The XXXX Home Theater System boasts the tinniest high-end speakers in the world! The M6 speaker is housed in 100% zinc-alloy (not plastic); giving it the needed weight to handle high volumes with clarity and depth eliminating any noticeable distortion. The egg-shape of the speaker provides the perfect environment for sound to resonate and bounce out to the room rather than having sound waves get lost in the corners as they do in box shaped speakers.

Wouldn't want those sound waves to get lost, now would you. 'course you could get them their own GPS to find their way out. And is that tiniest or tinniest? LOL.
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stevenkc
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There is no marketing big wig in the audio manufacturing world. The big wigs work elsewhere. It's the small time marketers with a non related degree who make this s%$t up.

Anyway, I'm going back to the room to try my new interconnect with DBS on my world renowned wave radio/cd and see what happens. I was told by the ad that it'll do magic. My friend from Circuit City seems to agree...

Yeah...
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