You've actually given me a very interesting idea for a new invention. How about a jukebox that not only stores your entire music collection, but gauges your mood when you come in and responds accordingly.
If you come in dead drunk, it plays "The Wrong Five o'clock"
If you come in with a ghastly hangover, it puts on a little George Winston.
When you're working on your taxes it plays Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line"
And when you get audited, it's "I'll Be Watching You" by the Police.
If you come in after a tough day at the office it puts on Johnny Paycheck's "Take This Job And Shove It"
On September 11th it plays Alan Jackson's "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?"
Too cool -- :0)