There's old slappy, sittin' on a bench.
Starin' down those young punks
who pay him no respect!
"Kids these days!
I think they're all on drugs- don't listen to their elders- they're stupid and they're smug!
Their minds are rotted out
from they're music and they're porn!
I wish they could hear classics
like metallica and Korn!"
Hammy
Ps. Metallica? Taht was old news twenty years ago! You're old already!
Hammy
Starin' down those young punks
who pay him no respect!
"Kids these days!
I think they're all on drugs- don't listen to their elders- they're stupid and they're smug!
Their minds are rotted out
from they're music and they're porn!
I wish they could hear classics
like metallica and Korn!"
Hammy
Ps. Metallica? Taht was old news twenty years ago! You're old already!
Hammy