The Audiophile and the Frog .. True Story

An audiophile was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The audiophile took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the audiophile took the
frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The audiophile said, "Look I'm an audiophile. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking Frog .. now that's really Cool
Funny. That's why I prefer the term audio enthusiast to audiophile. You get the gear and the girl. It is written, man shall not live by audio alone.
"Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gaaal.........ribbit".
Thank you...thank you very much...
I'm glad I grew up on a steady diet of Warner Bros. cartoons.
They don't make 'em like they used to.
The opening post was good, the references to Warner Bros. frog made me laugh out loud. I had forgotten about that crazy frog.

As I recall every time the owner attempted to show off the frogs talent all the frog would do is sit there and make a croak sound.

Of course being young made that especially funny to me. Thanks for the memories.
My kids are like that frog, lots of talent, but often seem content to keep it a secret.
Ho Ho dont give up your day job!!
Had him fooled for a while. He did finally kiss me, but as soon as he realized that I wasn't a princess at all he got very angry, tied me up and made me listen to this for 24 hrs continuously without a break:

Damn, it was hot in that pocket!

BTW, his system sucks.