TEST?But I didn't study!
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All my life I just wanted to be above average. Thankfully, I’ve succeeded. 
How much weight will this score have on my final grade?
Will this be graded on a curve?  I hate that.

     What do you think I've been doing for the last 50 years?  Oh yeah, just testing everything!
      Go away and get off my back, I'm almost done.

Are you subbing for Geoff, he usually gives the pop quizzes?
Can I use my calculator?
Whoa! For a second there I thought jitter asked if he was snubbing Geoff. That was a close one.