Ten audiophile commandments

Mine pertain to Swampwalker but are valid for all humans:

* Thy shall not wear only a speedo and rollerblades, especially in public

* Even if thou are stupideth enough to wear only a speedo and rollerblades in public, do noteth, under any circumstances, add insulteth to injuryeth and wear tights underneath when it is coldeth

* Dinner doth not consist of a bottle of Wild Turkey and a bucket of crawfish

* Thy shall take a bath and washeth thou smelly self and speedo at leasteth once a month, whether thou thinketh thy needeth it or not

* Thou shall not wash oneself by licking oneself like a cat, even if it lowers thy waterbill

Inna,

Noble100, I like your last one. On the other hand, someone else washing you by licking should be permitted. To lower the waterbill.

Yes, I agree as long as'someone else" excludes farm animals. Swampwalker is abnormally fond of them. Local police have hauled out an ark full of farm animals from his house over the years after frequent calls due to strange noises emanating from his compound. Many of the responding officers are still in counseling trying to recover from what they witnessed.

Thanks