How about you actually demonstrate your claims with an actual measurement.
Why should we make measurements to suit your sensibilities? You’re free to conduct your own tests.
Of course, you’ve already admitted that you don’t know how to do that:
I haven’t conducted my own anecdotal research ... if I did, it would be totally meaningless because I can’t apply adequate controls ... I do know for certain that psychological factors do influence what I and others hear. It’s something I have toyed with in an unscientific way and I’m satisfied with my results ...
So you demand scientific rigor from others, but you’re satisfied with your own casual experiments?
No one here owes you anything.