if you were serious, I'd check with Dr Phil...Me? If I tried that with my wife, I'd have just halved the joy from the get-go..can't relate to your experience and I hope I never do...."she's getting smart?" Not really. When she dumps you: that'll be smart...
She's on to me
I got home from work today and my wife said "do we have new speakers or something?" "What do you mean?", I say. "Well, the stereo has been on all day and you don't usually leave it on, unless there's a reason." "No we don't have new speakers! Do they look new? I just forgot to turn it off before I left for work". However, I said nothing about the pre-amp I just bought or the cables that I was burning in. ; )
She's getting smart.
She's getting smart.