Are you not at liberty to divulge to us the actual product name? Is this
the one that also: fillets, chops, dices, slices, mows a lawn, picks up
the kids from school, gets rid of unwanted facial hair or age spots,
delivers a pizza, finds that slipper that's been at large under the Chaise
Lounge for several weeks, plays a mean rhythm master, makes excuses
for unwanted lipstick on your collar, removes embarrassing stains from
contour sheets, entertains visiting relatives, turns a sandwich into a
banquet, changes your shorts, changes your life, changes into a nine
year old Hindu boy, gets rid of your wife, walks your dog, doubles on
Sax, (you can jump back Jack) steals your car, gets rid of gambling
debts, quits smoking, is a friend, is a companion, never needs ironing,
takes weight off hips-bust-thighs-chin-midriff, gives you dandruff
and finds you a job, strips the phone company fee, gives you denture
breath, gets rid of your Traveler's Checks, gets rid of Blackheads, the
heartbreak of Psoriasis, it's effective, it's defective, it creates household
odors, it disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection, it gives you an
erection, it wins the election. Is it a redeemable coupon, no obligation,
no salesman will visit my home?? Then I may be interested.
the one that also: fillets, chops, dices, slices, mows a lawn, picks up
the kids from school, gets rid of unwanted facial hair or age spots,
delivers a pizza, finds that slipper that's been at large under the Chaise
Lounge for several weeks, plays a mean rhythm master, makes excuses
for unwanted lipstick on your collar, removes embarrassing stains from
contour sheets, entertains visiting relatives, turns a sandwich into a
banquet, changes your shorts, changes your life, changes into a nine
year old Hindu boy, gets rid of your wife, walks your dog, doubles on
Sax, (you can jump back Jack) steals your car, gets rid of gambling
debts, quits smoking, is a friend, is a companion, never needs ironing,
takes weight off hips-bust-thighs-chin-midriff, gives you dandruff
and finds you a job, strips the phone company fee, gives you denture
breath, gets rid of your Traveler's Checks, gets rid of Blackheads, the
heartbreak of Psoriasis, it's effective, it's defective, it creates household
odors, it disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection, it gives you an
erection, it wins the election. Is it a redeemable coupon, no obligation,
no salesman will visit my home?? Then I may be interested.